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This is something you probably want to know about.
During a brief I’m-moving-to-Orlando period, I explored Winter Park. Coasting down 17-92, I drove off the road (into a parking lot) in excitement when I spotted a farmer’s market selling 2-for-$10 bottles of wine. After browsing the racks for a creepily long period of time, picking up and setting down bottles two and three times, I walked out with this bottle of 100% Tempranillo and an...
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ListenMy perfect woman has curves like Joan and can sing...
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Listencobwebs: margot & the nuclear so and so’s |...
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September 2010
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On a mission...
cookclean: Honey Basil Whole Wheat Bread Makes 1 loaf Ingredients ·      1 ¾ cups of warm water ·      3 cups of whole wheat flour ·      2 tsp of regular yeast ·      1 tsp of sea salt ·      2 tsp of basil ·      2 tbsp of olive oil ·      2 tbsp of honey Directions In a mixing bowl mix the warm water, flour and yeast.  Let the dough rise for thirty minutes. Combine the sea salt,...
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ListenEveryday - Vetiver The title describes how often...
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Cats = people?
Today, I was speaking to myself while wrapping gifts for all the people in my life who are celebrating special occasions.
Beth: Good thing I have a cat. If I was just talking to myself, I would be a crazy person.
Bazooka: ...
Apr 30th
“Women don’t get mad at you because they have PMS. They get mad at you...”
– The internet. Am I prematurely a middle-aged lady for thinking this is hilarious?
Apr 23rd
I’m quitting college. I’m not writing one more word for free.
Apr 19th
"I choose to call it a 'meatheap.'"  →
Geekosystem contributing writer Scott Smitelli’s description of the new KFC Double Down.
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The world morns the man who made it a lot happier... →
Is there anyone whose life hasn’t been improved by boxed wine?
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March 2010
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ListenBusy busy busy My friend Zarak suggested I listen...
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Scenes from a recession
Ira Glass: So then it’s you and your wife running around your apartment, trying to chase a feral cat. Were you frightened?
Guy in pursuit of animal: (with heavy sarcasm) By a cat? No.
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“Beth, for a tall girl, you take very small bird steps. I’m just afraid...”
– Pat, a regular at my Starbucks.
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February 2010
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Feb 22nd
After a particularly depressing news design class,... →
Thanks to wikihow, I’ve got the tools to become a supermodel. It’s so achievable! Step 2 - Be healthy and beautiful.
Feb 18th
Trying to find the lyrics to Kendra's theme song...
Question from someone who apparently goes to school:
Kendra theme song lyrics?
0k4y s0 l11k3 m3 N my fR3nd r go1n 2 d0 th3 k3ndr4 th3m3 s0nG 4 oWr sk00l t@l3nT sH0w N w3 w3re w0ndEr1n whUt dU lYr1cks wUr. 1f u cUd t3ll uS 1d b3 lYk3 @wes0me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth: ...does this seriously say something?
Alison: Okay so like me and my friend...awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth: I guess that's what I get for looking up the words to Kendra's show.
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