February 2012
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September 2011
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August 2011
2 posts
This is something you probably want to know about.
During a brief I’m-moving-to-Orlando period, I explored Winter Park. Coasting down 17-92, I drove off the road (into a parking lot) in excitement when I spotted a farmer’s market selling 2-for-$10 bottles of wine. After browsing the racks for a creepily long period of time, picking up and setting down bottles two and three times, I walked out with this bottle of 100% Tempranillo and an...
May 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
4 posts
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
5 posts
On a mission...
cookclean:
Honey Basil Whole Wheat Bread
Makes 1 loaf
Ingredients
· 1 ¾ cups of warm water
· 3 cups of whole wheat flour
· 2 tsp of regular yeast
· 1 tsp of sea salt
· 2 tsp of basil
· 2 tbsp of olive oil
· 2 tbsp of honey
Directions
In a mixing bowl mix the warm water, flour and yeast. Let the dough rise for thirty minutes.
Combine the sea salt,...
August 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
8 posts
Cats = people?
Today, I was speaking to myself while wrapping gifts for all the people in my life who are celebrating special occasions.
Beth: Good thing I have a cat. If I was just talking to myself, I would be a crazy person.
Bazooka: ...
Women don’t get mad at you because they have PMS. They get mad at you...
– The internet.
Am I prematurely a middle-aged lady for thinking this is hilarious?
I’m quitting college. I’m not writing one more word for free.
"I choose to call it a 'meatheap.'" →
Geekosystem contributing writer Scott Smitelli’s description of the new KFC Double Down.
The world morns the man who made it a lot happier... →
Is there anyone whose life hasn’t been improved by boxed wine?
March 2010
6 posts
Scenes from a recession
Ira Glass: So then it’s you and your wife running around your apartment, trying to chase a feral cat. Were you frightened?
Guy in pursuit of animal: (with heavy sarcasm) By a cat? No.
Beth, for a tall girl, you take very small bird steps. I’m just afraid...
– Pat, a regular at my Starbucks.
February 2010
7 posts
After a particularly depressing news design class,... →
Thanks to wikihow, I’ve got the tools to become a supermodel.
It’s so achievable! Step 2 - Be healthy and beautiful.
Trying to find the lyrics to Kendra's theme song...
Question from someone who apparently goes to school:
Kendra theme song lyrics?
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Beth: ...does this seriously say something?
Alison: Okay so like me and my friend...awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth: I guess that's what I get for looking up the words to Kendra's show.
January 2010
3 posts